NIPPON (animeninja) wrote in quirkyquotes,

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I write more quotes in my school agenda than I do homework due dates...

"God bless Lili St. Cyr."
-Janet, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Money is sharper than a sword."
-Ashanti proverb

"We look forward to hearing your vision. So we can more better do our job."
-President George W. Bush

"Oh my's GOD!!!"
-Johnny C., Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"In my many years of experience, one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
-John Adams

"Now I have two kinds of wet in my pants."
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

"I'd rather be anal probed by aliens. At least that way, I have a spry chance at getting off."
-S. E. Ramirez (animeninja), on whether or not to go to a pep rally

"If you're gonna be a liar, you've got to have a good memory."
-Cy Curnin (lead singer of the Fixx), in an interview, on the meaning of the song "One Thing Leads to Another"
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