-Janet, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Money is sharper than a sword."
"We look forward to hearing your vision. So we can more better do our job."
-President George W. Bush
"Oh my God...it's GOD!!!"
-Johnny C., Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former."
"In my many years of experience, one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress."
"Now I have two kinds of wet in my pants."
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
"I'd rather be anal probed by aliens. At least that way, I have a spry chance at getting off."
-S. E. Ramirez (animeninja), on whether or not to go to a pep rally
"If you're gonna be a liar, you've got to have a good memory."
-Cy Curnin (lead singer of the Fixx), in an interview, on the meaning of the song "One Thing Leads to Another"